...WELL AS YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT MY WIFE SPLITTING ON ME ...YOU ARE AWARE THAT I AM LEFT WITHOUT ANY SEXUAL CHERISHMENT ...
THEREFORE ..I HAD TO FIND A CALL-GIRL TO SATISFY MY NEEDS...

I HAD NEVER MADE LOVE WITH AN ASIATIC WOMAN BEFORE...SO I FIGURED THAT IT WOULD BE A GREAT OCCASION TO DO SO...

...CALL-GIRL...BY THE NAME OF LUCY ...CHINESE WOMAN...SHE AGREED ON THE PHONE WITH ME FOR A SEXUAL SESSION FROM 11PM THAT MONDAY NIGHT...TILL TUESDAY MORNING 7AM ..THE PRICE ...A SOLID 300EUROS..

I DONT HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY TO SPARE ..HOWEVER...I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT AS A OLD RAGGEDY PAIR OF SOCKS WHEN I DONE TRAVEL OCEANS TO GET MARRIED .....

SO...I WENT ALONG THAT SCHEME...AND STARTED TO BOOGALOO WITH GIRL NAMED LUCY...

10H30 ...WE STARTED THE JAM...YOU SEE I AM NEVER LATE FOR THE BOOGALOO....TOO SWEET TO MISS EVEN A SECOND OF TIME...

SO...11PM WENT BY...ON THE BOOGALOO....

II SAID HEY...WHAT A TRANSE...TILL 7AM IN THE MORNING....

HOWEVER ...MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS...IT DID'NT WENT SO SMOOTH AS I TOUGHT IT WOULD...

BY 12 MIDNIGHT...MISS LUCY SAID SHE'S TIRED...GO TO BED...

I SAID ...WAIT A MINUTE...DID'NT WE AGREED FOR AN ALL NIGHT SESSION...?

SHE SAID.:..YES ...BUT WE GOT TO SLEEP ...

I SAID ...:IF I WANTED TO SLEEP ...I WOULD STAY HOME AND SLEEP ...

SHE WENT ON SLEEPING TELLING ME TO CARESS HER WHILE SHE SLEPT...BUT NO BOOGALOO...

HERE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ...WATCHING MY CALL-GIRL DOING HER LITTLE DODO ...

AFTER SHE DONE SEIZED MY 300EUROS...

I SAID TO MYSELF..JUST TAKE IT EASY ...SHE IS JUST RESTING A LITTLE...IN A WHILE SHE WILL REENTER THE BOOGALOO SCENE...

7.30 WOKE BOTH OF US UP ...I DID'NT SLEPT THAT MUCH ...EVERY NOW AND THEN I WOULD OPEN AN EYE TO WATCH HER IN HER DEEP SLEEP ...

TOLD HER WHILE I WAS DRESSING UP THAT I WANTED 100EUROS BACK...SINCE THE DEAL WAS NOT FULFILLED...SHE SAID NO ...SHE'LL GIVE ME 50EUROS...

I SAID NO...I WANT 100EUROS...

SHE STILL REFUSED...

I SAID :DO YOU THINK THAT MONEY YOU DID NOT EARN NOR DESERVE WILL GET YOU HAPPY...??

I SAW HER EYES GET RED...

THERE WAS A CHINESE SCRIPTURE ON THE DOOR...

I SAID TO LUCY...: "..WITH THAT SCRIPTURE ...YOU WILL BE DEFEATED.....FOR A DEAL IS A DEAL...AND A FAKE DEAL IS NO DEAL...!"

AND I WENT ON MY WAY ....OUT OF HER HOUSE...MAKING SURE HOWEVER THAT I KATA THE EVENT FURTHER UP THE ROAD...SO TO GET LEGIT MATTER INVOLVED ...SEALED AND STEPPING...